*Took the cats to sweetheart's mom's in Indiana (a two hour car trip). We thought the meds the vet gave us weren't really working because Sam yowled for the first hour in that frightening way that's half human-child and half alien being. But then when Logan refused to take his pill on the way back and became so terrified by the 10 foot walk to the ( Read more... )

Um, so I'm up to my ears in work, staring at a document I'm revising and the next thing I know there's 1200 words of Ron and Harry tag-team wanking. *hands* (Unbetaed, so it surely has some American spelling in it.)

Title: “Those Weasley Boys and Their Porn”
Author: me.
Rating: NC17
Characters/Pairing: Uh, Ron/Harry/Porn? Allusions to canon ( Read more... )

Dear everyone who is not into HP: SORRY. <3

Title: One Line
Author: femmenerd
Pairing: Harry/Ginny
Rating: Adult
Disclaimer: Not mine, not for profit, don’t sue.
Summary: DH spoilers. He doesn’t really know her, yet.
Author’s Note: Not really a companion piece to that other, very different, H/G fic I posted the other day, but after that I ( Read more... )

I'm at the airport! There is free wireless! Um, so I wrote this. It is not all that subtle. :P Where does one post an H/G fic? I do not know these things ( Read more... )

Against my better judgment (if I wanted comments/a wide audience), I post this now. But as it stands, I'm just sitting on it, 'cause it's totally done, sooooo. I'll post it to comms later but in the meantime, Happy Holidays portions-of-flist who care and are around. :)

Title: Through the Mirror
Author: femmenerd
Characters/Pairing: Hermione ( Read more... )

Another fast and loose interpretation of the prompt by me over at the [ Porn-Paragraph-a-thon]:

HP - Harry/Ron/Hermione - "Leaves" - 372 words.

( This should be terribly awkward and strange-being sandwiched between Ron and Harry this way... )

200 Words-ish of bearded!Bill Weasley knock-up fic. - HP - Bill/Fleur - Adult.

( His beard covers the scars on his face. )

Ahahahahaha. I'm a shippy dork. Who really likes the idea of a desiring female gaze. :P

"He thinks, she wants" - HP - Ron/Hermione - PG13/R - 250-ish words.

( It’s so soppy, in his head, when he thinks about her. )

WELL, I suppose this was inevitable. *g*

Title: Good Morning
Author: femmenerd
Pairing: Rupert Grint/f, inspired by [this rumour].
Rating: Adult.
Disclaimer: FICTION.
Summary: She is no longer impressed with the condition of being famous. He behaves as though he doesn’t know that he is.
Author's Note: Unbetaed, as I don't know that there's ( Read more... )

Title: “Choices” or “Five Ways Hermione Granger Could Have Lost Her Virginity.”
Author: femmenerd
Characters/Pairings: Hermione POV, Hermione/Krum, Hermione/Ginny, Hermione/Original Male Character, Hermione/Harry, Hermione/Ron.
Rating: NC17.
Disclaimer: Not mine, nor for profit, don't sue.
Summary: Spoilers for all seven books. “What? Like girls ( Read more... )